Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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You've got a conflict of interest You're just
looking
for
attention
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
Nobody's
perfect
No one
has ever
found any problems
What do
you have
against
us?
Our
customers
love
our product
We meet all industry standards The product
was tested
by security
experts
La, la, la
we're not
listening
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
We've
always
done it
this way
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
We use
cryptography
Your privacy
is our priority
You're
just an
academic
Why do you
hate
America?
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
No one has complained before We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned You're being
irresponsible
You're only
helping
the bad guys
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release