You've got a conflict of interest |
You're just looking for attention |
Our proprietary encryption algorithms prevent that |
Nobody's perfect |
No one has ever found any problems |
What do you have against us? |
Our customers love our product |
We meet all industry standards |
The product was tested by security experts |
La, la, la we're not listening |
We have CISSP certified engineers |
We've always done it this way |
security problem excuse BINGO |
That's only there for backward compatibility |
We use cryptography |
Your privacy is our priority |
You're just an academic |
Why do you hate America? |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
Who are you to criticize, anyway? |
No one has complained before |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
You're being irresponsible |
You're only helping the bad guys |
This is probably fixed in the next release |