Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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It would be
too expensive
to fix that
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
You're being
irresponsible
We don't
comment
on security
matters
Everybody
does it
this way
No
comment
Only really smart people can carry out this attack Our
customers
love
our product
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
We use
cryptography
You're only
helping
the bad guys
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
You've got a conflict of interest What kind of a person looks for flaws?
Your privacy
is our priority
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
[complete silence] You're
just an
academic
We always act in the best interests of customers
We think
it is
secure
enough
No one
would ever
think of
that
You have excessive expectations of robustness It's a
feature
our users
want
We meet all government standards