| It's probably impractical |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
Why do you
hate
America? |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
[complete silence] |
We've
always
done it
this way |
We employ
top security
experts |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
We already
knew
about it |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
Let's see
you
design
something
better |
Everybody
does it
this way |
Our
customers
love
our product |
No one has complained before |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |
We meet all government standards |