| [complete silence] |
Your privacy
is our priority |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
You're
paranoid |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
| You have excessive expectations of robustness |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
You're
just an
academic |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
We read
Schneier's
book |
We already
knew
about it |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
Our competitors have the same problems |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
We've
always
done it
this way |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
Everybody
does it
this way |
We follow industry standard practices |
We employ
top security
experts |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
Why do you
hate
America? |
You've got a conflict of interest |
Quick!
Look over there! |