Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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We have never intentionally weakened our products It would be
too expensive
to fix that
We follow industry standard practices The product
was tested
by security
experts
We meet all government standards
La, la, la
we're not
listening
You must be
being paid
by our
competition
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
We meet all industry standards No one
has ever
found any problems
No
comment
We don't
comment
on security
matters
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
You're so negative No one has complained before
Nobody's
perfect
No one
would ever
think of
that
This is too dangerous to disclose It's secure
enough
for our
customers
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
What do
you have
against
us?
You don't understand
the context
You have excessive expectations of robustness We already
knew
about it
It doesn't
need to be
very secure