| [complete silence] |
That's only there for backward compatibility |
Let's see you design something better |
You must be being paid by our competition |
It's a feature our users want |
Our customers love our product |
You're part of a conspiracy |
Why do you hate America? |
Our proprietary encryption algorithms prevent that |
That's just theoretical mumbo-jumbo |
You are in violation of the DMCA |
You're being irresponsible |
security problem excuse BINGO |
It's probably impractical |
We meet all government standards |
It doesn't need to be very secure |
Our proactive technology solutions prevent that |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
We take security very seriously |
We read Schneier's book |
| This is too dangerous to disclose |
We think it is secure enough |
We've always done it this way |
No comment |
You're only helping the bad guys |