Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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We meet all industry standards You've got a conflict of interest This is
probably
fixed in the
next release
We follow industry standard practices You're so negative
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
We have never intentionally weakened our products You're
paranoid
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
What do
you have
against
us?
Nothing is
100% secure
Why are you trying to harm our industry? security
problem
excuse
BINGO
You have excessive expectations of robustness We use
cryptography
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors Everybody
does it
this way
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later Nobody's
perfect
We always act in the best interests of customers It's secure
enough
for our
customers
Why do you
hate
America?
We read
Schneier's
book
We take
security
very
seriously