| Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
You're so negative |
What do you have against us? |
You must be being paid by our competition |
We always act in the best interests of customers |
Nobody's perfect |
We already knew about it |
We follow industry standard practices |
You're just looking for attention |
We read Schneier's book |
Your privacy is our priority |
You're just an academic |
security problem excuse BINGO |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
That's only there for backward compatibility |
We employ top security experts |
You're paranoid |
It doesn't need to be very secure |
The product was tested by security experts |
It would be too expensive to fix that |
| We have never intentionally weakened our products |
La, la, la we're not listening |
We're fully ISO-9001 compliant |
It's probably impractical |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |