We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
No
comment |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
You're
paranoid |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
Quick!
Look over there! |
Nobody's
perfect |
We employ
top security
experts |
Your privacy
is our priority |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
You're just
looking
for
attention |
We meet all industry standards |
| What kind of a person looks for flaws? |
You're so negative |
We follow industry standard practices |
Our
customers
love
our product |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
[complete silence] |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |