Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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We take
security
very
seriously
We employ
top security
experts
You have excessive expectations of robustness Everybody
does it
this way
What do
you have
against
us?
Your privacy
is our priority
What kind of a person looks for flaws? We read
Schneier's
book
You're part
of a
conspiracy
You're
paranoid
Why are you trying to harm our industry? You're only
helping
the bad guys
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
Our
customers
love
our product
You're
just an
academic
You've got a conflict of interest It doesn't
need to be
very secure
Our
success
speaks
for itself
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this
We don't
comment
on security
matters
You must be
being paid
by our
competition
We have never intentionally weakened our products [complete silence] Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that