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Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors You're so negative What do
you have
against
us?
You must be
being paid
by our
competition
We always act in the best interests of customers
Nobody's
perfect
We already
knew
about it
We follow industry standard practices You're just
looking
for
attention
We read
Schneier's
book
Your privacy
is our priority
You're
just an
academic
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
We employ
top security
experts
You're
paranoid
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
The product
was tested
by security
experts
It would be
too expensive
to fix that
We have never intentionally weakened our products La, la, la
we're not
listening
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
It's probably impractical Why are you trying to harm our industry?