Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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It's probably impractical Nobody
will ever
try to
do this
It would be
too expensive
to fix that
Why do you
hate
America?
This is too dangerous to disclose
You're only
helping
the bad guys
[complete silence] We've
always
done it
this way
We employ
top security
experts
Why are you trying to harm our industry?
We already
knew
about it
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers
Let's see
you
design
something
better
Everybody
does it
this way
Our
customers
love
our product
No one has complained before We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
You have excessive expectations of robustness
No one
would ever
think of
that
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
We have never intentionally weakened our products We meet all government standards