Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later You don't understand
the context
We don't
comment
on security
matters
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release
You're
paranoid
What do
you have
against
us?
We read
Schneier's
book
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors Our competitors have the same problems security
problem
excuse
BINGO
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
Everybody
does it
this way
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
Quick!
Look over there!
You're just
looking
for
attention
Only really smart people can carry out this attack We use
cryptography
We think
it is
secure
enough
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated We always act in the best interests of customers You have excessive expectations of robustness It doesn't
need to be
very secure