Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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The product
was tested
by security
experts
You're only
helping
the bad guys
We take
security
very
seriously
No one has complained before We meet all government standards
You're
just an
academic
You're being
irresponsible
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later Why do you
hate
America?
Our competitors have the same problems You don't understand
the context
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
You're so negative We have never intentionally weakened our products
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated Our
success
speaks
for itself
We've
always
done it
this way
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
We always act in the best interests of customers It would be
too expensive
to fix that