We take
security
very
seriously |
We employ
top security
experts |
Our competitors have the same problems |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
Everybody
does it
this way |
Quick!
Look over there! |
You're being
irresponsible |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
We follow industry standard practices |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
We've
always
done it
this way |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
| No one has complained before |
[complete silence] |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
| You're so negative |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
We already
knew
about it |