You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
Everybody
does it
this way |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
You must be
being paid
by our
competition |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
Nobody's
perfect |
It's probably impractical |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
| We meet all industry standards |
What do
you have
against
us? |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
You're so negative |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
| We have never intentionally weakened our products |
The product
was tested
by security
experts |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
No one has complained before |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
| We always act in the best interests of customers |
Your privacy
is our priority |
Nothing is
100% secure |
We already
knew
about it |
You're
just an
academic |