La, la, la
we're not
listening |
No
comment |
Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
We read
Schneier's
book |
We employ
top security
experts |
| Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
You're just
looking
for
attention |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
We always act in the best interests of customers |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
The product
was tested
by security
experts |
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
It's probably impractical |
You don't understand
the context |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
What kind of a person looks for flaws? |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
You've got a conflict of interest |
No one
would ever
think of
that |