Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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Our
success
speaks
for itself
We've
always
done it
this way
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
We use
cryptography
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release
No one has complained before We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned It would be
too expensive
to fix that
We follow industry standard practices
You've got a conflict of interest We employ
top security
experts
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
This is too dangerous to disclose [complete silence]
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
You must be
being paid
by our
competition
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors We have never intentionally weakened our products
No one
would ever
think of
that
Why are you trying to harm our industry? You're so negative You are in
violation
of the
DMCA
You're only
helping
the bad guys