La, la, la we're not listening |
Your privacy is our priority |
You'll be hearing from our lawyers |
We always act in the best interests of customers |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
You're just an academic |
Our customers love our product |
Our competitors have the same problems |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
We have CISSP certified engineers |
You don't understand the context |
We take security very seriously |
security problem excuse BINGO |
You're only helping the bad guys |
You're paranoid |
No one would ever think of that |
We read Schneier's book |
No comment |
We already knew about it |
What kind of a person looks for flaws? |
We've always done it this way |
This is probably fixed in the next release |
[complete silence] |
Quick! Look over there! |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |