Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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No one has complained before Quick!
Look over there!
It's probably impractical [complete silence] Our competitors have the same problems
La, la, la
we're not
listening
We think
it is
secure
enough
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
We read
Schneier's
book
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
Everybody
does it
this way
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
We already
knew
about it
You're only
helping
the bad guys
Nobody's
perfect
We take
security
very
seriously
We have never intentionally weakened our products
You're
paranoid
We don't
comment
on security
matters
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned This is too dangerous to disclose Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that