This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
You must be
being paid
by our
competition |
You're
just an
academic |
| We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
No
comment |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
The product
was tested
by security
experts |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
We meet all government standards |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
No one has complained before |
You're so negative |
Our
success
speaks
for itself |
Nothing is
100% secure |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
We take
security
very
seriously |
What do
you have
against
us? |