| This is too dangerous to disclose |
We follow industry standard practices |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
You're so negative |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
We employ
top security
experts |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
We meet all industry standards |
[complete silence] |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
Everybody
does it
this way |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
You're
just an
academic |
Why do you
hate
America? |
We take
security
very
seriously |
You're just
looking
for
attention |
It doesn't
need to be
very secure |