| Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
[complete silence] |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
We read
Schneier's
book |
The product
was tested
by security
experts |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
What do
you have
against
us? |
You don't understand
the context |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
We use
cryptography |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
We always act in the best interests of customers |
Quick!
Look over there! |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
Our
success
speaks
for itself |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
You must be
being paid
by our
competition |
No one has complained before |