Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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Your privacy
is our priority
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
We meet all industry standards The product
was tested
by security
experts
Let's see
you
design
something
better
[complete silence] Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned We were planning to address vulnerabilities later
We always act in the best interests of customers No one has complained before security
problem
excuse
BINGO
You have excessive expectations of robustness We don't
comment
on security
matters
Our competitors have the same problems What kind of a person looks for flaws? We have never intentionally weakened our products Only really smart people can carry out this attack You're only
helping
the bad guys
Our
success
speaks
for itself
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
We take
security
very
seriously
You're just
looking
for
attention