Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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No one
would ever
think of
that
We take
security
very
seriously
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
Our
customers
love
our product
You're only
helping
the bad guys
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
You're
just an
academic
You don't understand
the context
It's probably impractical That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
What do
you have
against
us?
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
We think
it is
secure
enough
You're being
irresponsible
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA
Your privacy
is our priority
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later Our competitors have the same problems
You must be
being paid
by our
competition
We use
cryptography
You're just
looking
for
attention
You've got a conflict of interest Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?