Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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You don't understand
the context
The product
was tested
by security
experts
Nobody's
perfect
Your privacy
is our priority
You have excessive expectations of robustness
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
[complete silence] You're so negative This is too dangerous to disclose It's probably impractical
No
comment
Our competitors have the same problems security
problem
excuse
BINGO
Our
customers
love
our product
You must be
being paid
by our
competition
Why do you
hate
America?
We employ
top security
experts
We follow industry standard practices It would be
too expensive
to fix that
You're
paranoid
We always act in the best interests of customers It's a
feature
our users
want
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated La, la, la
we're not
listening
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this