You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
You've got a conflict of interest |
No
comment |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
You don't understand
the context |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
Our
customers
love
our product |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
Quick!
Look over there! |
We already
knew
about it |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
We read
Schneier's
book |
You're so negative |
Your privacy
is our priority |
| No one has complained before |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
Everybody
does it
this way |
We use
cryptography |