You must be
being paid
by our
competition |
Your privacy
is our priority |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
You've got a conflict of interest |
It's probably impractical |
| Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
You're
paranoid |
We take
security
very
seriously |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
We always act in the best interests of customers |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
You're
just an
academic |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
We follow industry standard practices |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
We employ
top security
experts |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
It doesn't
need to be
very secure |
You're so negative |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |