Why do you hate America? |
That's only there for backward compatibility |
[complete silence] |
Let's see you design something better |
We follow industry standard practices |
Our success speaks for itself |
What kind of a person looks for flaws? |
If you hadn't told anyone, it would still be secure |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
You've got a conflict of interest |
We read Schneier's book |
We already knew about it |
security problem excuse BINGO |
Nobody will ever try to do this |
Your privacy is our priority |
We think it is secure enough |
Quick! Look over there! |
Nobody's perfect |
You must be being paid by our competition |
No one has complained before |
You're paranoid |
We have CISSP certified engineers |
We take security very seriously |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
Our proprietary encryption algorithms prevent that |