Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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Nobody's
perfect
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later This is
probably
fixed in the
next release
It would be
too expensive
to fix that
It's a
feature
our users
want
Nothing is
100% secure
We don't
comment
on security
matters
We've
always
done it
this way
You must be
being paid
by our
competition
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA
We take
security
very
seriously
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
You're so negative We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated You're
paranoid
It's secure
enough
for our
customers
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
We meet all government standards
Why are you trying to harm our industry? It's probably impractical Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this
It doesn't
need to be
very secure