Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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No one
would ever
think of
that
Only really smart people can carry out this attack This is too dangerous to disclose That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
Why do you
hate
America?
We follow industry standard practices We already
knew
about it
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
[complete silence] You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers
We always act in the best interests of customers We employ
top security
experts
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
We have never intentionally weakened our products Our competitors have the same problems
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
We don't
comment
on security
matters
You're just
looking
for
attention
You're part
of a
conspiracy
You're only
helping
the bad guys
You've got a conflict of interest We take
security
very
seriously
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA
You don't understand
the context
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that