We've
always
done it
this way |
Our
success
speaks
for itself |
You've got a conflict of interest |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
Everybody
does it
this way |
| We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
We always act in the best interests of customers |
Let's see
you
design
something
better |
You're
just an
academic |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
Quick!
Look over there! |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
We meet all government standards |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
| It's probably impractical |
Why do you
hate
America? |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
We meet all industry standards |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
What do
you have
against
us? |
We employ
top security
experts |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
It doesn't
need to be
very secure |