| This is too dangerous to disclose |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
No
comment |
What kind of a person looks for flaws? |
Your privacy
is our priority |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
Let's see
you
design
something
better |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
Nobody's
perfect |
We employ
top security
experts |
| Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
[complete silence] |
Quick!
Look over there! |
We use
cryptography |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
We meet all industry standards |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |