It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
You must be
being paid
by our
competition |
We use
cryptography |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
We've
always
done it
this way |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
We meet all industry standards |
You're
just an
academic |
Let's see
you
design
something
better |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
No
comment |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
You're so negative |
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |
| We meet all government standards |
We always act in the best interests of customers |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
You've got a conflict of interest |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
| It's probably impractical |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |