Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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You're
just an
academic
Let's see
you
design
something
better
We think
it is
secure
enough
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
You're part
of a
conspiracy
We already
knew
about it
You don't understand
the context
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later It's probably impractical
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
We read
Schneier's
book
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
Only really smart people can carry out this attack We meet all government standards
You're only
helping
the bad guys
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
No one has complained before We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
The product
was tested
by security
experts
Quick!
Look over there!
You've got a conflict of interest You're being
irresponsible
Our
success
speaks
for itself
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this