We've always done it this way |
La, la, la we're not listening |
The product was tested by security experts |
We think it is secure enough |
No one has complained before |
You're just an academic |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
Let's see you design something better |
Our success speaks for itself |
We have CISSP certified engineers |
No one has ever found any problems |
Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
security problem excuse BINGO |
You're being irresponsible |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
Our proprietary encryption algorithms prevent that |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
If you hadn't told anyone, it would still be secure |
We meet all government standards |
You're so negative |
| We always act in the best interests of customers |
Everybody does it this way |
It would be too expensive to fix that |
You'll be hearing from our lawyers |
No one would ever think of that |