We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
What kind of a person looks for flaws? |
We follow industry standard practices |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
| Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
Our competitors have the same problems |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
| Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
We use
cryptography |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
We already
knew
about it |
[complete silence] |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
We always act in the best interests of customers |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
| We meet all industry standards |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
We take
security
very
seriously |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
You're
just an
academic |