La, la, la
we're not
listening |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
No
comment |
It doesn't
need to be
very secure |
We use
cryptography |
| What kind of a person looks for flaws? |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
What do
you have
against
us? |
| We always act in the best interests of customers |
The product
was tested
by security
experts |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
Our
customers
love
our product |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
| You're so negative |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
You must be
being paid
by our
competition |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
| We meet all government standards |
It's probably impractical |
You're
paranoid |
We take
security
very
seriously |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |