| You've got a conflict of interest |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
We take
security
very
seriously |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
Our
success
speaks
for itself |
We meet all industry standards |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
You must be
being paid
by our
competition |
Let's see
you
design
something
better |
| Our competitors have the same problems |
You're just
looking
for
attention |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
Our
customers
love
our product |
Why do you
hate
America? |
| You're so negative |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
We follow industry standard practices |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
We already
knew
about it |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
We meet all government standards |
We employ
top security
experts |