You're
just an
academic |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
Why do you
hate
America? |
Nothing is
100% secure |
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |
| We always act in the best interests of customers |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
Our
success
speaks
for itself |
We employ
top security
experts |
You're being
irresponsible |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
| We meet all government standards |
You've got a conflict of interest |
Our
customers
love
our product |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
No
comment |
Quick!
Look over there! |
You must be
being paid
by our
competition |