| You have excessive expectations of robustness |
You don't understand
the context |
It's probably impractical |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
We meet all government standards |
No
comment |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
We employ
top security
experts |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
Nobody's
perfect |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
We always act in the best interests of customers |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
We've
always
done it
this way |
The product
was tested
by security
experts |
Why do you
hate
America? |
No one has complained before |
| You're so negative |
You must be
being paid
by our
competition |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
We take
security
very
seriously |