Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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We employ
top security
experts
We already
knew
about it
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
We've
always
done it
this way
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
You've got a conflict of interest [complete silence] You're
just an
academic
Nothing is
100% secure
You're being
irresponsible
You must be
being paid
by our
competition
You're just
looking
for
attention
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
We meet all industry standards
This is too dangerous to disclose La, la, la
we're not
listening
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this
No
comment
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors
What do
you have
against
us?
We always act in the best interests of customers Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
Our competitors have the same problems Only really smart people can carry out this attack