Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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You must be
being paid
by our
competition
La, la, la
we're not
listening
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
We always act in the best interests of customers What do
you have
against
us?
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this
We don't
comment
on security
matters
No one
has ever
found any problems
We already
knew
about it
What kind of a person looks for flaws?
We employ
top security
experts
No one
would ever
think of
that
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
We meet all industry standards [complete silence]
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers
You're so negative It doesn't
need to be
very secure
Why are you trying to harm our industry? It would be
too expensive
to fix that
You're
just an
academic
It's secure
enough
for our
customers
No one has complained before Quick!
Look over there!
You're only
helping
the bad guys