Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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You don't understand
the context
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA
Nothing is
100% secure
Why do you
hate
America?
You're
paranoid
Our
customers
love
our product
Why are you trying to harm our industry? No
comment
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
You're being
irresponsible
We take
security
very
seriously
We think
it is
secure
enough
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
[complete silence]
You have excessive expectations of robustness La, la, la
we're not
listening
We meet all government standards We meet all industry standards Only really smart people can carry out this attack
No one
has ever
found any problems
Our competitors have the same problems Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
Let's see
you
design
something
better
You're
just an
academic