| You've got a conflict of interest |
You're just
looking
for
attention |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
You must be
being paid
by our
competition |
Your privacy
is our priority |
We employ
top security
experts |
You don't understand
the context |
| It's probably impractical |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |
| We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
We read
Schneier's
book |
Quick!
Look over there! |
Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
You're being
irresponsible |
Our
customers
love
our product |
No
comment |