No
comment |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
We read
Schneier's
book |
| You've got a conflict of interest |
No one has complained before |
You must be
being paid
by our
competition |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
Your privacy
is our priority |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
Everybody
does it
this way |
The product
was tested
by security
experts |
We think
it is
secure
enough |
[complete silence] |
You're so negative |
We take
security
very
seriously |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
Why do you
hate
America? |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |