Your privacy
is our priority |
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |
Why do you
hate
America? |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
| We meet all government standards |
We follow industry standard practices |
We always act in the best interests of customers |
You must be
being paid
by our
competition |
You've got a conflict of interest |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
[complete silence] |
Nobody's
perfect |
| We have never intentionally weakened our products |
Quick!
Look over there! |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
Nothing is
100% secure |
You're just
looking
for
attention |
You're
just an
academic |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
Our competitors have the same problems |