Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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[complete silence] That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
Let's see
you
design
something
better
You must be
being paid
by our
competition
It's a
feature
our users
want
Our
customers
love
our product
You're part
of a
conspiracy
Why do you
hate
America?
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA
You're being
irresponsible
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
It's probably impractical We meet all government standards
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors We take
security
very
seriously
We read
Schneier's
book
This is too dangerous to disclose We think
it is
secure
enough
We've
always
done it
this way
No
comment
You're only
helping
the bad guys