Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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It's probably impractical We use
cryptography
We always act in the best interests of customers It's a
feature
our users
want
It would be
too expensive
to fix that
We meet all government standards What kind of a person looks for flaws? We already
knew
about it
Your privacy
is our priority
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors
No one has complained before We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned security
problem
excuse
BINGO
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated No
comment
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
The product
was tested
by security
experts
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
What do
you have
against
us?
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release
Our
customers
love
our product
We have never intentionally weakened our products Nothing is
100% secure