Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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Why do you
hate
America?
You don't understand
the context
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors Our
customers
love
our product
You're just
looking
for
attention
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
We use
cryptography
Our competitors have the same problems You're only
helping
the bad guys
It's a
feature
our users
want
Everybody
does it
this way
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
You're so negative
It's secure
enough
for our
customers
Our
success
speaks
for itself
We have never intentionally weakened our products You are in
violation
of the
DMCA
It would be
too expensive
to fix that
Quick!
Look over there!
Nobody's
perfect
Why are you trying to harm our industry? We don't
comment
on security
matters
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility