Why do you hate America? |
You don't understand the context |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
Our customers love our product |
You're just looking for attention |
It doesn't need to be very secure |
We have CISSP certified engineers |
We use cryptography |
Our competitors have the same problems |
You're only helping the bad guys |
It's a feature our users want |
Everybody does it this way |
security problem excuse BINGO |
We're fully ISO-9001 compliant |
You're so negative |
It's secure enough for our customers |
Our success speaks for itself |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |
You are in violation of the DMCA |
It would be too expensive to fix that |
Quick! Look over there! |
Nobody's perfect |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
We don't comment on security matters |
That's only there for backward compatibility |