Let's see
you
design
something
better |
Nobody's
perfect |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |
Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
You're just
looking
for
attention |
| We meet all government standards |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
We use
cryptography |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
You're
paranoid |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
We follow industry standard practices |
Why do you
hate
America? |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
Our competitors have the same problems |