Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
blog - mattblaze.org - quut.com

new board

     
   
 
 
 
 
You're being
irresponsible
You're just
looking
for
attention
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this
You're
paranoid
Nobody's
perfect
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated Only really smart people can carry out this attack The product
was tested
by security
experts
We think
it is
secure
enough
We follow industry standard practices This is too dangerous to disclose security
problem
excuse
BINGO
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
We meet all industry standards
Your privacy
is our priority
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
Why are you trying to harm our industry? You're part
of a
conspiracy
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
Nothing is
100% secure
We always act in the best interests of customers La, la, la
we're not
listening
What kind of a person looks for flaws? Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that