Our
customers
love
our product |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
We use
cryptography |
Everybody
does it
this way |
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
We take
security
very
seriously |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
Nothing is
100% secure |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
It doesn't
need to be
very secure |
Quick!
Look over there! |
You've got a conflict of interest |
Why do you
hate
America? |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
[complete silence] |
Let's see
you
design
something
better |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
You don't understand
the context |
We already
knew
about it |
Our competitors have the same problems |