| We meet all industry standards |
We always act in the best interests of customers |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
We take
security
very
seriously |
Everybody
does it
this way |
No one has complained before |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
| Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
Nobody's
perfect |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
It's probably impractical |
Why do you
hate
America? |
| We have never intentionally weakened our products |
Nothing is
100% secure |
You've got a conflict of interest |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
We use
cryptography |
We've
always
done it
this way |
We think
it is
secure
enough |
Quick!
Look over there! |
No
comment |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |