Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned You must be
being paid
by our
competition
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
No
comment
We read
Schneier's
book
We follow industry standard practices You're just
looking
for
attention
You're being
irresponsible
Our
success
speaks
for itself
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later Any security concerns are unsubstantiated security
problem
excuse
BINGO
[complete silence] It's probably impractical
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
You're so negative We take
security
very
seriously
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
You have excessive expectations of robustness We don't
comment
on security
matters
Our
customers
love
our product
Your privacy
is our priority
It would be
too expensive
to fix that