| [complete silence] |
Your privacy
is our priority |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
Our
success
speaks
for itself |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
We meet all industry standards |
Our
customers
love
our product |
We already
knew
about it |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
We think
it is
secure
enough |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
We've
always
done it
this way |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
Why do you
hate
America? |
It doesn't
need to be
very secure |
We meet all government standards |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |
No
comment |
We always act in the best interests of customers |