| What kind of a person looks for flaws? |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
No
comment |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
You don't understand
the context |
We employ
top security
experts |
| Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
You've got a conflict of interest |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
No one has complained before |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
We think
it is
secure
enough |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
Nothing is
100% secure |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
It's probably impractical |
We meet all government standards |