| You have excessive expectations of robustness |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |
We meet all government standards |
Our competitors have the same problems |
Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
| We meet all industry standards |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
You're being
irresponsible |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
| What kind of a person looks for flaws? |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
Everybody
does it
this way |
You've got a conflict of interest |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
Your privacy
is our priority |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
You don't understand
the context |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
Nothing is
100% secure |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
We use
cryptography |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |