| We meet all industry standards |
We follow industry standard practices |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
| We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
Your privacy
is our priority |
We already
knew
about it |
You must be
being paid
by our
competition |
It doesn't
need to be
very secure |
What do
you have
against
us? |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
[complete silence] |
| You have excessive expectations of robustness |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
You're being
irresponsible |
The product
was tested
by security
experts |
Nothing is
100% secure |
We take
security
very
seriously |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
This is too dangerous to disclose |