It doesn't
need to be
very secure |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
You're
paranoid |
Let's see
you
design
something
better |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
We take
security
very
seriously |
You're so negative |
We meet all government standards |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
We think
it is
secure
enough |
We follow industry standard practices |
Our
customers
love
our product |
It's probably impractical |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
Why do you
hate
America? |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |