Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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No one
would ever
think of
that
You're so negative We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
What kind of a person looks for flaws? Your privacy
is our priority
You're only
helping
the bad guys
We already
knew
about it
We meet all government standards La, la, la
we're not
listening
It's a
feature
our users
want
The product
was tested
by security
experts
Our competitors have the same problems security
problem
excuse
BINGO
You've got a conflict of interest We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned
We think
it is
secure
enough
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
We don't
comment
on security
matters
Only really smart people can carry out this attack We have never intentionally weakened our products
Let's see
you
design
something
better
We take
security
very
seriously
We employ
top security
experts
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
Our
customers
love
our product