Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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Why do you
hate
America?
It would be
too expensive
to fix that
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
You're being
irresponsible
We've
always
done it
this way
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
It's secure
enough
for our
customers
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
You're just
looking
for
attention
You're
paranoid
It's a
feature
our users
want
Nobody's
perfect
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
You have excessive expectations of robustness We have never intentionally weakened our products
You must be
being paid
by our
competition
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
Let's see
you
design
something
better
We think
it is
secure
enough
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
We meet all industry standards You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated We were planning to address vulnerabilities later Our
success
speaks
for itself