La, la, la
we're not
listening |
Our competitors have the same problems |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
What do
you have
against
us? |
Nothing is
100% secure |
The product
was tested
by security
experts |
We use
cryptography |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
| We have never intentionally weakened our products |
You've got a conflict of interest |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
Our
customers
love
our product |
We read
Schneier's
book |
We think
it is
secure
enough |
You must be
being paid
by our
competition |
Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
You don't understand
the context |
It doesn't
need to be
very secure |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
Quick!
Look over there! |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |