That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
[complete silence] |
Nobody's
perfect |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
We take
security
very
seriously |
What do
you have
against
us? |
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |
We employ
top security
experts |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
We meet all industry standards |
| It's probably impractical |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
You're
paranoid |
You've got a conflict of interest |
We read
Schneier's
book |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
Your privacy
is our priority |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
It doesn't
need to be
very secure |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
The product
was tested
by security
experts |
Our
success
speaks
for itself |