Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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You don't understand
the context
It's a
feature
our users
want
You're so negative We follow industry standard practices No one
has ever
found any problems
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
Why are you trying to harm our industry? Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA
Your privacy
is our priority
Only really smart people can carry out this attack security
problem
excuse
BINGO
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
We meet all government standards
[complete silence] You're being
irresponsible
We read
Schneier's
book
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors Our
customers
love
our product
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release
Everybody
does it
this way
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later We don't
comment
on security
matters
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that