Nobody's
perfect |
What do
you have
against
us? |
You're
just an
academic |
You're
paranoid |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
It's probably impractical |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
Let's see
you
design
something
better |
| We always act in the best interests of customers |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
Your privacy
is our priority |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
| Our competitors have the same problems |
No one has complained before |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
[complete silence] |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
No
comment |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
We employ
top security
experts |
Quick!
Look over there! |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |