| Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
We already
knew
about it |
No
comment |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
| It's probably impractical |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
Nothing is
100% secure |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
We meet all government standards |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
The product
was tested
by security
experts |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
Our
success
speaks
for itself |
Your privacy
is our priority |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
Everybody
does it
this way |
We think
it is
secure
enough |
You've got a conflict of interest |
Our
customers
love
our product |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |