The product
was tested
by security
experts |
We already
knew
about it |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |
We've
always
done it
this way |
You've got a conflict of interest |
You're
paranoid |
You don't understand
the context |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
It's probably impractical |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
You're so negative |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
We take
security
very
seriously |
| [complete silence] |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
Your privacy
is our priority |
Our
success
speaks
for itself |
You're being
irresponsible |