You're just looking for attention |
We take security very seriously |
Everybody does it this way |
You are in violation of the DMCA |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
That's just theoretical mumbo-jumbo |
It's secure enough for our customers |
Nobody will ever try to do this |
We employ top security experts |
We don't comment on security matters |
Your privacy is our priority |
We use cryptography |
security problem excuse BINGO |
It's a feature our users want |
Our proprietary encryption algorithms prevent that |
La, la, la we're not listening |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
You're just an academic |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
We have CISSP certified engineers |
You're part of a conspiracy |
You're paranoid |
Our proactive technology solutions prevent that |
It doesn't need to be very secure |