Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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You're just
looking
for
attention
We take
security
very
seriously
Everybody
does it
this way
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA
Why are you trying to harm our industry?
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
It's secure
enough
for our
customers
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this
We employ
top security
experts
We don't
comment
on security
matters
Your privacy
is our priority
We use
cryptography
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
It's a
feature
our users
want
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
La, la, la
we're not
listening
You have excessive expectations of robustness You're
just an
academic
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors Any security concerns are unsubstantiated
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
You're part
of a
conspiracy
You're
paranoid
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
It doesn't
need to be
very secure