Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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You're part
of a
conspiracy
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers
We always act in the best interests of customers Why are you trying to harm our industry? We already
knew
about it
Why do you
hate
America?
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned We take
security
very
seriously
Our competitors have the same problems We use
cryptography
You don't understand
the context
This is too dangerous to disclose security
problem
excuse
BINGO
You're being
irresponsible
You're just
looking
for
attention
What kind of a person looks for flaws? We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
We don't
comment
on security
matters
Nobody's
perfect
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
Your privacy
is our priority
We meet all industry standards It's probably impractical