Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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We use
cryptography
You're part
of a
conspiracy
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
What do
you have
against
us?
No one has complained before
You've got a conflict of interest We were planning to address vulnerabilities later We have never intentionally weakened our products You must be
being paid
by our
competition
You're so negative
[complete silence] No one
has ever
found any problems
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
We meet all government standards
You're being
irresponsible
The product
was tested
by security
experts
La, la, la
we're not
listening
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
Why do you
hate
America?
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this
What kind of a person looks for flaws? Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
You don't understand
the context